The Crazyness That Is Man

Posted on 2:52 PM by Tony Spunk

I really sort of dig reading the search queries that bring people by this here hole in the wall blog. Sadly they’re not going to win prizes for variety although I wonder how much a guy who searches for “I want you to spunk on my boots” gets out of his visit? To my knowledge I haven’t covered the topic of spunking on footwear. You can’t go wasting your seed on boots, man. Save it for boobies.

To the person who wanted to know “where can I spank some midgets” I have no idea, truly and I’m sorry you must have been seriously disappointed.

The guy (I assume it can only be a guy, right?) who wanted, “martini whores Mexican bull assfuck” – what the fuck buddy? Although if you find what you’re looking for, drop me a line, okay? Wink.

My favorite of all was “dick rash spunk overload” which sounds like an underground thrash band only more alarming. I hope you got that sorted out man, before things got ugly. Uglier. And if spunk overload gave your dick a rash, I’d be living in the ER by now.

I will end by telling the lady (please let it be a lady) who searched for “lounge honey”, I am available.

A real update soon. I have been busy as a fucking fuck.

6 comments:

Cynnie said...

im sitting in a hot bath reading what i"ve missed...i thought thats was sooo appropriate :)

Tony Spunk said...

Well hey there doll. Quit it with that "I'm in the bathtub" business because I'm trying to write a song here and I don't want it being about boners. Jeezus.

Miss Yvonne said...

I've never looked at my analytics. Because I'm afraid of what I'll see and also because I don't know how to do it.

p.s. boobies.

Tony Spunk said...

It is honestly better that way, sweet lady. There are some depraved monsters out there. I know most of them. Don't do it.

mylittlebecky said...

you're like the internet spunkspert. congratulations :)

Tony Spunk said...

Thank you ma'am, I aim to be an expert at something, you dig? Other than the ladies of course. The Ladies are my specialty. Wink.