Sally and Cecilia

Posted on 3:25 PM by Tony Spunk

August 26 2010

Hey little dudes!

Back again after a leisurely few weeks of doing not a whole lot but doing it well. It'll surprise practically none of you to know I am no longer dallying with the lovely Sally. Sadly, she got real serious real fast and while that didn't bother me too much, her rather excessive psychotic tendencies sort of warned me off just a little. Like wanting to know where I was every second of the day and texting me 200 times before lunch. If I didn't respond in a minute, like say I was off taking a gigantic pasta induced dump, she freaked out on my ass. It was scary. It's kind of sad, I really dug that girl while it lasted. But if there's anything a person needs to know about me, it's this. Neediness terrifies me even more than the idea of Sarah Palin becoming the Prez. And y'all know that shrivels my gooseberries faster than a photo of Regis Philbin giving it to a sheep.

Not that I'm suggesting for a second there's any photos out there like that. Photoshop is an evil tool, what can I say?

So that's what's up with that. I still see Sally on occasion, usually when I haven't scoped out a place properly before entering, but I've pulled right back and made it clear there ain't no future in it until she gets some serious meds.

The one good thing to come of it is I get to schtoomp other ladies again. I was actually doing pretty good with the whole monogamy thing but lately my mind's been wandering. And my pecker of course. The Captain was threatening to leave town with all the one woman thing. He's a little dude who likes variety in the vaginas he frequents.

I celebrated last week by bedding the lovely Cecilia from Oklahoma. In town for a short vacation, her girlfriend went and hooked up with a dude who looks like Siegfried of Siegfried & Roy fame's even gayer twin, leaving Cecilia at a bit of a disposition. Until old Tony comes along of course and makes everything better with his sweet manroot of love.

Yeah I said that.

It was also my birthday a week ago and that was my birthday present to myself. Some carnal participation with a hot redhead. Cecilia, it should be noted, was a beautiful person inside and out. And believe me, I've been inside! Heh. She was also pretty misleading, a case of the book definitely not matching the cover. Outside she was all high class society girl type, in expensive dresses and perfume. Like the goody two shoes chick on "Sex and the City".

After a few daiquiris though she turned into a flexible Louisiana whore, which is more than fine by me. Old Cecilia taught me a few things, you dig? That girl can fuck, Jesus Christ, yes. And she might be double jointed. I'm just saying. Either that or she was once an acrobat.

So things are normal again I guess. I'm still a questionably strange looking, lecherous, old fuck and inexplicably hot ladies are still flocking to me. I don't pretend to understand this shit. But thank the Lord I got it.

And that "it" isn't syphilis.

El Spunkarino out.

6 comments:

katrocket said...

TONY! Oh how I have missed you. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Sorry I missed it, but bring all that hotness up to Canada baby, and I'll blow more than just your candles.

Tony Spunk said...

Well hot damn, lady, I just had a firework party in my pants! Thanks foxy.

Dan said...

Spunky fellow, good to read that you are still free and out there.

Happy belated birthday my pal, hope (and it sounds like you did) you had a good one.

Now just imagine if there was a Miss Spunk out there, exactly like you, and you both met.

It would be like when the Gatekeeper and the Keymaster met in Ghostbusters.

Tony Spunk said...

Thank you man, it was a fun funky birthday as always. I'm not at all sure a Miss Spunk exactly like me would be a blessing. I mean truly. Can you imagine that working out? I think you noticed this yourself. Hope stuff's golden in the land of the Queen?

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Tony Spunk said...

Hey Anon, thanks a lot dude. Sorry it took so long to see you there, you went right into my damn spam folder. I'll think about your suggestion. Lord knows I have about 2 readers. Thanks!