Hey there! It’s been a while. I have no excuses so I won’t give you any.

Guess what I did the other day? Two chicks on the same day! Really. I do have standards even if they’re on the low end of the scale much of the time, but usually I have a break between chicks unless it’s a threesome. Although, honestly I’m getting kind of long in the tooth for two chicks at once, you dig? Anyway the two chicks the other day were room-mates. For real, neither knew about the other so I hope nothing occurred later when they figured it out. I didn’t see any homicides on the news so I think I got away with it.

One of the chicks – let’s call her Amanda (It’s not her real name, her real name’s Debra) was stacked like Walmart at Christmas time. Sweater meat out to here. The girl could hold up a condo with the contents of her bra. And y’all know me, I’m not averse to a little boob jiggle action. I motorboated that girl till I almost asphixiated. But what a way to go, right fellas? She wasn’t much use in the sack old Amanda, but she had it going on in the northern continent so I let her off.

Her room mate though, let’s call her June as that really was her name, she was flat as a pancake in the chestular department but had an ass like a well-bred Mexican donkey. I mean that as a compliment in case you were wondering. She had a great big thundering ass you wanted to pound till next Tuesday. Every time I flipped her over however, she’d flip right back with a disgruntled sigh. The most I got to do in that region was slide the Captain along her ass crack a couple of times. She was not up for any doggy action which made the Captain sad.

Am I getting too graphic for y’all? Good.

Anyway, two chicks on one day wore me out and made me realize that I am officially fucking old. In fact, it’s my birthday next week. Not that numbers really bother me and a guy’s like a fine wine – he gets more fantastic with a few grays in his sideboards. That’s what I tell myself anyway. I did check south of the border and I’m still all man, all black haired awesome down there, so no worries about getting a mouthful of gray ladies.

This entry sort of turned me on, I have to go open a new jar of Nivea and whack it to Kim Kardashian’s ass till my hand cramps.

Hope y’all are well. I love you guys. All three of ya.